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walking things
randomly generated walking things that, by clicking on them, instantly mutate. pretty cool.
homeland security choker
why anyone would want one of these is beyond me. especially for $250. but if you're interested in keeping everyone aware of the homeland security alert status this lovely piece of jewelry is for you.
table of condiments
someone finally took the time to figure out when whipped cream, and many other condiments go bad. now i can clean out my fridge.
the world's largest...animated economists
for those familiar, or not, with economics this is fun. draw a graph and see how the economists react. the fun begins around 11.
text only "where's waldo?"
i remember in 5th grade the "where's waldo?" book in our school library was so popular that after it was returned the librarian would hide it in the library somewhere and whoever could find it got to check it out. this further affirmed to me that dewey's decimal system really wasn't useful and that she could have done that with every book in the whole library and no one would have ever noticed. in any event, now i don't have to search a library for a "where's waldo?" book, i can play the text only version online.
3d
cool 3d pictures for your enjoyment. my favorite is the one that appears to be a priest being scared by bananas.
bottled ice
well we've had bottled water for a while. i guess it was only a matter of time until bottled ice came long.
saddam's banjo
i really hate that i missed out on the opportunity to own this fine piece of history.
1 pixel per meter
this guy has even more time on his hands than emotional eric. there's graphics of everything from king kong to the eiffel tower to star wars and star trek ships and my personal favorite, the star wars space slug. everything represented in the scale of 1 pixel per meter. if you're using internet explorer you can drag the graphics around to see how things measure up.
zombo
turn on your speakers and get ready to experience the coolest, most exciting and incredibly interactive website you'll ever see. it's absolutely amazing how the webmaster has created an experience for the user beyond anything i've ever seen. truely amazing!
which monty python character are you?
i was sir rob.
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abott and costello in the desert
abbott and costello are looking for terrorists. it's funnier if you read it out loud. maybe with someone playing each part. alone? ok you read abbott's part and i'll read costello, he's the funny one.
...and action!
Costello: Sure, what's their names?
Abbott: Izzat Ibrahim.
Costello: How do I know? I ain't seen him.
Abbott: I know. That's why we gotta find him. He and Mizban.
Costello: He musta been what, Abbott?
Abbott: No, not Hee Muzbin Wot. Izzat Ibrahim!
Costello: I told yuh, I ain't seen him! Is he Hussein's guy?
Abbott: No, he's Syria's.
Costello: I'm serious too. That's why I wanna find him.
Abbott: No, you don't understand, Costello. Syria's terrorist.
Costello: I know he's a serious terrorist. They're the worst kind.
Abbott: Now, if you find him, call the U.N. and get Kofi.
Costello: I got some right here. With cream and sugar.
Abbott: No, tell Kofi to get Yassir.
Costello: Yassir?
Abbott: Good. Now get going.
Costello: Hey Abbott!
burger king star
an aspiring singer who made a wrong turn and ended up working at burger king. really talented guy.
the mostest
venezuela has the most beautiful women. russia has the most natural gas. finland has the highest % of mobile phone users and the u.s. has the most nobel prize winners. how did i know this you ask? go ahead..say it directly into your monitor. now click those links above.
ghettofab hairdos
need a new stylist? this place has psychic readings, bbq and check cashing available too.
the brick testament
this guy's got alot of time on his hands. he has basically done a lego version of the Bible. i didn't go through all of it so i don't know how accurate it is, but it's worth a look.
bird poop art
along the same lines as maggot art, posted earlier, we now have bird poop art. yeah...i don't get it either.
maggot art
apparently fingerpainting and paintbrushes have grown obsolete.
there are examples on the site and t-shirts available.
website for everything
they really do have a website for everything:
pottedmeatmuseum.com
mustardweb.com
virtualstapler.com
more floppy disc models
if you liked the enterprise floppy disc model you'll love this. there are instructions for the bird of prey, romulan war bird, borg cube, and from star wars an x wing and tie fighter. in case you're bored at work...this guy obviously was.
cow annoyer
if you really don't like cows too much or are just bored check out the online cow annoyer. with sound f/x!
fox news parody
pretty funny fox news parody pictures. there's even one from a starcraft screenshot (near bottom).
rhino cam
of all the animals in a zoo to put a webcam on, was the rhinoceros the best they could come up with?
floppy disk to starship enterprise
for the true geek, here are step by step instructions on how to turn a 3.5" floppy disk into a model of the starship enterprise.
warning : if you stray from this link you will find yourself looking at some images you are sure to find distasteful. if you look at the domain name [asciipr0n.com] i'm sure you can guess what's there. just click the link above, view the instructions, then close the browser window and no one will get hurt. you've been warned.
worst search engine
do a google search for "the worst search engine". notice the first site returned. coincidence...i think not.
george foreman usb igrill
this new george foreman grill hooks directly into your computer to help you with your cooking needs, and with its handy web interface you can start heating up dinner fron anywhere you have a net connection.
palmar hyperhidrosis
do you suffer from palmar hyperhidrosis? don't be ashamed. this doctor is world renowned and can help you live the life you deserve.
we found a church
for those of you who will be able to attend my wedding next year i wanted to let you know that jamie jo and i found a church
short on cash?
if you're short on cash AND YOU'RE A MALE!!! here's [rent my chest | rentmychest.com] a great way to make a few quick bucks. all you need is a digital camera and a sharpie. well actually you might want to use some of those crayola makers. they come off easier.
also, yes i know, females would make more money at this but that would be in appropriate now wouldn't it?!
the great debate continues
pop vs soda vs coke [the pop vs. soda page | caltech.edu] make your opinion known!!
squirrel fishing
squirrel fishing [squirrel fishing | harvard.edu] now this i could get into. plus since there's no river around here that's not too contaminated to fish in (and i've never been too much into fishing anyway) this could be my best bet at an outdoorsman type hobby.